If You're Having Girl Problems, I Feel Bad For You, Son...

Had my first real creative talk with Paramount.

They're not looking for a quick-buck, slapdash horror film here.

If I'm capable of it, they'd like me to reinvent the horror genre with this adaptation...

Terrific.

No pressure.

If that's what they want, I can give it to them...

Heh heh...

(Stifled sound of weeping...)