Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Sending My Love Down the Well

Everybody remember that baby what fell down that well years ago?

Jessica McClure.

A.K.A., "Baby Jessica".

I was watching VH1's "I Love the 80s: 3D"—which is a fucking addictive waste of time—and the celebreality people started riffing on Baby Jessica.

Curious what she grew up to look like, I searched her on the old GOOGLE and stumbled on this:

This is NOT Baby Jessica!

This is a fake article that lad-rag STUFF ran in 2004. Note, the article refers to her as "Jessica McClain".

You can viddy the real grown up "Baby Jessica" (now Jessica Morales) right here: