End Uwe Boll

By now, the word must be out that Uwe Boll will quit making movies if a million people sign an online petition.

A lot of people haven't even SEEN an Uwe Boll movie.

I've seen an Uwe Boll movie.

He is a rotten filmmaker.

But worse than that are these big, defensive self-promotions:

Fist fights with internet writers...

His feud with WIRED over their review of his latest movie...

And HERE he responds to this new online petition to get him to stop making movies. In his signature angry-broken-English, he uses the opportunity to take inexplicable potshots at more popular people in the industry.

You can sign the petition HERE. It's a drop in the bucket and he *probably* won't stop making movies even if that petition reaches a mill, but it's worth a try. Somebody needs to clip Uwe's wings.