Monday, June 02, 2008

Watch Out for Millennials

"Millennials"... are the generation born between 1980 and 1995...

They're excessively coddled, harbor a monstrous sense of entitlement and are entirely void of any concept of loyalty.

Their blood is like ice water. They have no souls. They murder homeless people for fun.

I have a suspicion that all of this is bullshit, but it was on "60 Minutes" so it must be legit...

Beware the Millenials!