Wednesday, October 01, 2008

EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business

Though its incarcerated employees were unavailable for comment, the company released a statement denying any wrongdoing. The statement also repudiated claims that those associated with the spectral-entrapment operation were afraid of any individual ghost, and went on to say that the act of capturing said ghosts simply made them "feel good."

More information at The Onion.